I went mountain biking at like 9:00 one time and I biked for like 1 and a half hours or something then I got hungry and went to mcdonalds for breakfast and by the time I got there it was like 11 so I walk to the counter and it’s a girl so I’m like “hey, sorry I know breakfast is probably done but could I just get an egg mcmuffin or something” and she’s like no sorry so I’m like alright she’s kinda cute so I slide my hand on top of hers and smile at her and I’m just like “so, you’re sure?” And then I saw some guy (the manager I think) and he was laughing and he walked over to her and kissed her on the cheek and I was like fUCK.
So that’s the story of how I got shot down a mcmuffin and also got kicked out of mcdonalds at 11am
ok no thats actually kinda creepy you basically sexually harassed a girl at her work for an egg mcmuffin i really disagree with this
oH MY GOD
that is actually very not right on a number of levels
(via laffytaffany-blog)